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What did the farmer say when his from Flashcomment Farmer jokes Jokes
What did the farmer say when his fat pig wouldn't fit into the pen? "There's more there than meets the sty."
What did the farmer say when his fat pig wouldn't fit into the pen? "There's more there than meets the sty."
How does the pig farmer get to from Flashcomment Farmer jokes Jokes
How does the pig farmer get to the fair? He rides piggyback.
How does the pig farmer get to the fair? He rides piggyback.
FARMER Did you sleep well last night from Flashcomment Farmer jokes Jokes
FARMER: Did you sleep well last night? GUEST: No, the bed was soft and the air was fresh, but an old sow kept pushing at the door. FARMER: Never mind her. She always gets upset when we rent out her room.
FARMER: Did you sleep well last night? GUEST: No, the bed was soft and the air was fresh, but an old sow kept pushing at the door. FARMER: Never mind her. She always gets upset when we rent out her room.
Farmer Jones bought a herd of pigs from Flashcomment Farmer jokes Jokes
Farmer Jones bought a herd of pigs from a Roman farmer who moved into the next valley and boy, is he sorry. The hogs won't come to the feed trough unless he calls them in Pig Latin.
Farmer Jones bought a herd of pigs from a Roman farmer who moved into the next valley and boy, is he sorry. The hogs won't come to the feed trough unless he calls them in Pig Latin.
Farmer Giles is so interested in conserving from Flashcomment Farmer jokes Jokes
Farmer Giles is so interested in conserving energy, he built a pig-powered car. He has to get rid of it, though. Every time he turns a corner, the tires squeal
Farmer Giles is so interested in conserving energy, he built a pig-powered car. He has to get rid of it, though. Every time he turns a corner, the tires squeal
Farmer Brown put up a pigshaped weather from Flashcomment Farmer jokes Jokes
Farmer Brown put up a pig-shaped weather vane, but he's not happy with it. Instead of pointing with the wind, the pig vane keeps pointing toward the feed trough.
Farmer Brown put up a pig-shaped weather vane, but he's not happy with it. Instead of pointing with the wind, the pig vane keeps pointing toward the feed trough.
What did the farmer say when he from Flashcomment Farmer jokes Jokes
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? Wheres my tractor!
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? Wheres my tractor!
Why did the farmer feed his pigs from Flashcomment Farmer jokes Jokes
Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar ? He wanted sweet and sour pork !
Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar ? He wanted sweet and sour pork !
What did the farmer say when all from Flashcomment Farmer jokes Jokes
What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ? I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !
What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ? I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !
Why are farmers cruelBecause they pull corn from Flashcomment Farmer jokes Jokes
Why are farmers cruel? Because they pull corn by the ears.
Why are farmers cruel? Because they pull corn by the ears.
What is the difference between a dressmaker from Flashcomment Farmer jokes Jokes
What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer? A dressmaker sews what she gathers, a farmer gathers what he sows.
What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer? A dressmaker sews what she gathers, a farmer gathers what he sows.
How does a farmer send messagesBy eieiomail from Flashcomment Farmer jokes Jokes
How does a farmer send messages? By e-i-e-i-o-mail.
How does a farmer send messages? By e-i-e-i-o-mail.
Did you hear about the farmer who from Flashcomment Farmer jokes Jokes
Did you hear about the farmer who fed crayons to his chickens? He wanted them to lay coloured eggs!
Did you hear about the farmer who fed crayons to his chickens? He wanted them to lay coloured eggs!
Camp Woodland was across the road from from Flashcomment Farmer jokes Jokes
Camp Woodland was across the road from a dairy farm. One day the kids saw a large bull. 'Is that bull safe?' someone asked the farmer. 'Safer than you are!' was his answer.
Camp Woodland was across the road from a dairy farm. One day the kids saw a large bull. 'Is that bull safe?' someone asked the farmer. 'Safer than you are!' was his answer.
Camper Is it easy to milk a from Flashcomment Farmer jokes Jokes
Camper: Is it easy to milk a cow? Farmer: Sure it is. Any jerk can do it.
Camper: Is it easy to milk a cow? Farmer: Sure it is. Any jerk can do it.
Why was the farmer hopping mad Because from Flashcomment Farmer jokes Jokes
Why was the farmer hopping mad ? Because someone had trodden on his corn !
Why was the farmer hopping mad ? Because someone had trodden on his corn !
Did you hear about the farmers boy from Flashcomment Farmer jokes Jokes
Did you hear about the farmer's boy who hated the country ? He went to the big city and got a job as a shoeshine boy and so the farmer made hay while the sun shone !
Did you hear about the farmer's boy who hated the country ? He went to the big city and got a job as a shoeshine boy and so the farmer made hay while the sun shone !
A farmer purchased an old rundown abandoned from Flashcomment Farmer jokes Jokes
A farmer purchased an old, run-down, abandoned farm with plans to turn it into a thriving enterprise. The fields were grown over with weeds, the farmhouse was falling apart, and the fences were broken down. During his first day of work, the town preacher stops by to bless the man's work, saying, "May you and God work together to make this the farm of your dreams!" A few months later, the preacher stops by again to call on the farmer. Lo and behold, it's a completely different place. The farm house is completely rebuilt and in excellent condition, there is plenty of cattle and other livestock happily munching on feed in well-fenced pens, and the fields are filled with crops planted in neat rows. "Amazing!" the preacher says. "Look what God and you have accomplished together!" "Yes, reverend," says the farmer, "but remember what the farm was like when God was working it alone!"
A farmer purchased an old, run-down, abandoned farm with plans to turn it into a thriving enterprise. The fields were grown over with weeds, the farmhouse was falling apart, and the fences were broken down. During his first day of work, the town preacher stops by to bless the man's work, saying, "May you and God work together to make this the farm of your dreams!" A few months later, the preacher stops by again to call on the farmer. Lo and behold, it's a completely different place. The farm house is completely rebuilt and in excellent condition, there is plenty of cattle and other livestock happily munching on feed in well-fenced pens, and the fields are filled with crops planted in neat rows. "Amazing!" the preacher says. "Look what God and you have accomplished together!" "Yes, reverend," says the farmer, "but remember what the farm was like when God was working it alone!"
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for from Flashcomment Farmer jokes Jokes
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large". Then they walk around the ranch a little and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says, " We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows". The conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field. He asks, "And what are those"? The Aussie asks with an incredulous look, "Don't you have any grasshoppers in Texas"?
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large". Then they walk around the ranch a little and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says, " We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows". The conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field. He asks, "And what are those"? The Aussie asks with an incredulous look, "Don't you have any grasshoppers in Texas"?
Q Why did the farmer call his from Flashcomment Farmer jokes Jokes
Q: Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"? A: Because it was always running out of the pen.
Q: Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"? A: Because it was always running out of the pen.
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